You are a REAL Indian if

You are a real Indian if;
You do not believe in Rules, Regulations or Laws
You think that garbage can be thrown anywhere
You have in some point of time dreamt about 'Foreign'
You start honking if the car in front of you does not move for even a second
You start honking even if the car in front of you is moving fine
You swear if a pedestrian crosses the road in front of you
You think that when you own a car, you own the roads too
You are a real Indian if;
You believe that there is WORLD under the table
You can work like a slave for your employer to be in his good books
You think that you have all the knowledge and the person talking to you is dumb
You cannot help peeping into a roadside fight and motivate the fighters
You can say `अपनेको क्या है!’ even if a fire breaks out at your neighbor's house
You are not affected by news of someone being robbed, killed, or raped
You feel that regular blasts and disasters are good for a city's integrity and morale
You don't respect your country
You consider mobiles to be status symbols
You don't Protect; You Protest
You can party no matter what happens around you or in your country
You are a real Indian if;
You realize Nothing after reading this
You think this post is crap and you continue to be yourself.